Mitchell's Mustard Blog

September 16, 2010

Women and the World

Filed under: Just a Thought — mitchellsmustard @ 4:56 pm

Lucky for me I was at wedding reception the other weekend standing out in the smoking garden listening to a selfish, egotistic fuck talking about how he had ‘put up’ with his girlfriend for 3 years and how she was lucky he was still with her . . . . what a prick!

I’m the first person to put my hand up and say women can be hard work but to be honest we’re as bad as each other, the sooner we start to understand that women do rule this earth we walk on the easier it will become for all of us. It may sound like I’ve traded my cock and balls in for a man-gina but think . . . . when was the last time you chose a women and not the other way round? Man’s weakness comes in the form of a woman . . . . Woman’s weakness comes in the form of shoes! When a couple split up the women’s friends take her away for a weekend at a health spa or something similar, they don’t mention men or the split and by the end of the weekend it seems that little bit easier. The bloke’s mates take him out to get hammered on what’s ever available and into a new pair of knickers which never happens; in that situation once the man is home, drunk and playing with himself all he can do is think about what he’s lost . . . . trust me as I’ve been there. When was the last time you came across a bloke who did what he wanted all the time and was in a solid relationship? If you have just put your hand up . . . you haven’t got a girlfriend you’ve got a girl who wants to move on. Please don’t think that I’m saying we should bow down to the female species and let them have whatever they want without some form of confrontation, I’m just saying that next time you tell your mates that your girlfriend is lucky to be with you just think what it would be like without her. It won’t be all parties and women . . . you’ll be longing for her while she’s out sucking another cock.

Men don’t choose women . . . Women choose men.

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1 Comment »

  1. dan man tell this to my boyfriend 🙂 miss you!
    pickle xxx

    Comment by Cat — November 7, 2010 @ 11:13 pm


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